Top 10 Hilarious Matrimonial Ads

Top 10 hilarious matrimonial ads

Days of the matrimonial alliance through pundits  & relatives are passe. The time has changed. The internet is the new pandit & matrimonial sites the new spot to hunt for brides & grooms. Boys & girls give a detailed description about themselves & what qualities they look for in their future partners.Here are high priority & often repeated requirements in hilarious matrimonial ads. Need I say ENJOY :D

 

1.I would like to marry a girl who has  ‘Traditional plus modern outlook ‘ – We found something for you dear boy ;). Just as you like it :D

Top 10 hilarious matrimony ads

 

2.  I would like to marry a girl who is VERY Fair, VERY Beautiful, VERY Good looking –  even snow white envies  her.Just ignore the spill near her luscious lips :D :P 

 

Top 10 hilarious matrimony ads

 

 

3. I would like to marry a girl who  loves me, takes care of me & understands me – She does all that and cooks too :P 

Top 10 hilarious matrimony ads

 

 

4. I would like to marry a girl who is adjusting – Spot on.She can fit in pretty much anywhere 

 

Top 10 hilarious matrimony ads

 

5. I would like to marry a girl who loves to live in a close-knit family –  Why not! Voila, she found a spot for herself too. Yippie :P 

Top 10 hilarious matrimony ads

6. I would like to marry a girl who can manage work as well as the house –  She is the best manager. Look how well she is managing :P 

Top 10 hilarious matrimony ads

 

7. I would like to marry a girl who knows how to enjoy every moment of life and have fun: – With or without you ???? ;) .

Top 10 hilarious matrimonial ads

 

8.  I would like to marry a girl who believes in God: – She chants God’s name repeatedly over the weekend. :D :D :D

Top 10 hilarious matrimonial ads

 

 

9. I would like to marry a beautiful, simple and honest professional girl who respect Indian values: – Why would she want you, dude ? :D

Top 10 hilarious matrimonial ads

 

And we have saved the best for last.Girls have dreams about their life partners too.This one is for all ‘Simrans ‘ of south east Asian continent :D :D :D 

 

10. I want to marry a boy who is tall, dark and handsome, loves me like crazy, go on long drives, should have a great body, should not stop me from frequently meeting my parents & friends, should be a good cook, respect my parents and MUST  at least have 5 figure salary: –  head spinning . Oye control yaar.

Top 10 hilarious matrimonial ads

 

 

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